She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
