Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I could fuck to npr.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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