where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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