So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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