i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
