When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
