That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Sext me about skeletons
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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