he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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