I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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