I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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