if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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