We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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