Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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