I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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