you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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