Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
This is the high leading the old right now
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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