he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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