normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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