For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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