i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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