We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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