Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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