Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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