is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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