Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
