talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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