i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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