It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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