He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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