This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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