No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Randomize
