is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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