I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I pour the whiskey from now on
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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