So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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