Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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