Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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