it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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