It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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