I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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