I can feel you judging me through the phone.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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