Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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