just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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