I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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