Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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