Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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