Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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