At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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