I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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