Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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