): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I would ride that face into the sunset
A+ Viking dick
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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