he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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