I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
what day is it and did you see me today?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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