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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Watching her eat just hurts me
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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